Something is wrong...I can feel it...

My nose is stuffed, my ears are blocked - but I'm not sick, nor have allergies of any kind..
What can possibly be wrong??

There are a myriad of reasons no doubt, I'm sure if you can be bothered searching through medical books looking for symptoms and 'signs', there'll be no less than 20 logical explanations.

However, I'm pretty certain this one takes the gold, a 'reason' I hold quite dearly to my heart and explains most of my bad days - I have been (for sure) SMITED by the good Lord for being too much of a bastard...(another case of ol skool playa hatin'...its as simple as that really).

Karma seems to strike at the oddest of times, for example it always seems to happen during exam time (don't strike me in stuvac..oh no, just wander in and kill my ass when I'm in the exam) [I kid I kid, don't smite me at all please]..Oh do have MERCY !! Another odd time, that karma tends to rear its ugly head, is whenever something absolutely GREAT happens, something bad ALWAYS seems to follow...."That is the circle of life, Simba....." - but I disgress.